"Abominable Snow Baby" spotted in Antarctica

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   An exploration team from Antarctica brought back photos of a strange humanoid creature over 30 feet tall. Chris Chaprulain, head of the team said "I couldn't believe the gate that it had! It moved across the snow like it was on ice!"

   Could this strange alien invader be the reason for the recently recorded melting of the Polar ice caps? Or the decline in Emperor Penguin populations? Scientists we contacted refused to speculate as to whether the origins of these changes may be related to this astounding discovery.

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Polaroid Evidence Confirmed

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World Fugazi Council claims control of all resources for future generations

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